Ye gods. This... This...
Well, this simply looks to be the most violent game ever made: MADWORLD
Madworld. Sweet shitting baby Jesus, but Sega have plunged their RSI-ridden mitts deep into one evil bastard bag of tricks and produced an ultra-violent, graphic horror-fest like no other. And, yes, yes, of course - the parent in me is HORRIFIED that this kind of thing is out there - it's another nail in the coffin of innocence; further signal of the end of civilisation as we know it; the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have swapped their reins for Wii nunchucks and we will all be playing Wii Tennis in HELL.
But there's a foul, comics-reading, Romero-loving, moloko-drinking part of me that sees this as the final coin in the slot that gets me off the fence and onto the sofa, via the purchase of a Wii. I mean who doesn't want to ram a signpost through a guy's head then fling him onto a wall of spikes? Huh? Huh? Who?
Enough! Stop!
You had me at Argh! Aieeee! Splurrghrrree! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Keep th' faith,
Article Dan
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